I'm in Tom's boat - I know I know, I'm sorry for being born. If anyone in here forgives me, I'll paypal them $20/hour to talk me through any of this over the phone.
Specifically, I had successfully installed the first version of the ML firmware that allows RAW video on my Mark III. I installed it correctly, and it was working well (most of the time). After a while, recording routinely jammed up after 30 frames and stopped. So I figured I'd try the latest version (yes the one that warned me a thousand times of the risks).
Stupidly, I trashed all files on the SD cards on which I had originally installed the first version of the firmware. I trashed them from my card reader/laptop, I reformatted them on the camera, probably did everything I'm not supposed to do. Somehow I managed to get to a point where all my SD cards, when inserted, cause the camera to remain dead when I switch the camera on. Only when I remove the SD card, turn on the camera, pop battery out and back in, do I get any juice. This is just to get the camera turned on, without an SD card in it. Shutting it back off, inserting an SD card, and turning it back on brings me back to a dead camera, and then I have to remove the SD again and repeat process - just to get it powered up.
Is there any way for me to get past this problem and to where I'm able to install and use the latest version of the ML RAW feature? Again, I'm a moron, I know, and I apologize for taking up space in this world. If anyone out here sympathizes or is even just willing to counsel me on this for $20/hour (or just name your price), I will be eternally grateful, give you my sister, kiss your feet, like your facebook fan page, whatever you want.