Do I get a prize?

But seriously. It is intentionally a low-key ratio stress-test. I'd expect uniform noise in the underexposed areas – but the smearing and banding seem odd to me.
I took some night exposures at ISO6400 yesterday. I show grabs of the grade done in MLVApp – and the corresponding frame with Dark Strength at 0. The noise is uniform, and expected – but without any worrying vertical banding or smearing.




I guess I'm just chasing the holy grail of consistency. Any ideas?
Many thanks.