BTW, REGION(0xC0210000, 0x010000) does not match anything from C022nnnn, so it must have been a different binary.
A screw up on my part is a possibility though I would swear under oath that I did everything possible to make sure that all tests were on the same binary.
Took another look at your startup log and noticed what looks like Russian characters in it:
0.000.000 юяякюяяк:ff0c7950:MMIO : [0xC0201100] <- 0x43210DCB
Ran it through Google Translate and it detected Belarusian:

My logs aren't showing yuyayakyuyayak.
Ok--enough of the fun and games.
My experiment was with the initialization before the "We're back!" stage (where the vanilla io_trace and most of other ML code cannot run). That register turned out not to be useful for our investigation (unless we can somehow reflash the bootloader or re-run it with caches patched during a software reboot).
That's the area that I was experimenting with by putting in some msleep calls but it would just freeze on startup.
One thing I noticed is that with the camera bootflag enabled when changing the lens with the camera turned off the LED would flash if there was a card with the bootflag enabled but not if the card didn't have the bootflag enabled.
Lens twist test with camera turned off:
Camera bootflag | Card bootflag | LED |
on | on | flashes |
on | off | no activity |
off | on | no activity |
off | off | no activity |
I did a quick test on the 5D3 and it does the same thing.
So is the LED activity indicating that it is writing to the card or is it also active when reading the card? Whatever is going on with the lens is also happening even without a card in the camera because on the 22mm lens every time the lens is put onto the body it racks the focus even when the camera is turned off. That rack focus doesn't happen with any other lens that I tried including EF lenses with the EF-M adapter.
Of course ML requires both camera and card bootflags set so maybe whatever is causing the shutter-bug might be in this very early lens initiation stage before the camera is even turned on?