This is a joke, right?

[norm lane]

Make software this complex and then make the manual non-mobile? Of course, everyone only takes pictures where there's a nice Wi-Fi connection to the internet.

I could suggest a couple different links to PDF authoring software but I wouldn't want to spoil the gag.

[Audionut]

Sorry Sir/Madam, the only joke is you.

Spending some time here finding ways to contribute, will drive the project forward, and minimise first posters only coming here to complain.

Cheers.