Thanks all for the helpful replies. It is interesting that I just managed to successfully connect via USB and access files on my 70D. However, just before that I got a crash. Not sure what sequence I did which made it work, will have to experiment and get back. I will also upload crash log here.
I think I understand what was shared about holding "Setup" with fingernail versus thumb -- sounds kind of like how one sometimes needs a ball point pen to correctly hold the reset button on a router or a Roku. Anyhow, I will give that a try.
In answer to what the crash "looks like", it is ERR 70 (which seems pretty generic). The crash happens while Magic Lantern is loading modules. Did not see exactly which module it crashes on but perhaps the log will show that. I will try disabling the specific LUA module mentioned and see if that makes a difference. Anyhow, when it crashes, the little portion of the screen with the command-line display of modules loading turns into a corrupted image and freezes. I guess I can take a photo of that next time with my cell phone and upload.
BTW, these were just JPG and MOV files, nothing fancy, and in fact I am a little embarrassed to say that, when I shot those, I was just using the basic Canon menus and only accessed the Magic Lantern menus to turn off all of its features. I was just visiting friends over Halloween and photographing their Boston terriers and an old run-down cemetery in Dallas. (Wish I had been shooting raw images and had brought my Zoom 4N for the latter, because I inadvertently got some really creepy audio which I honestly cannot explain while shooting video at one particular grave.)
Anyhow, thanks again to for the very useful information. I was only expressing trepidation as regards "yelling" because I had seem some of that in other parts of the Magic Lantern forum -- and in fact, when people don't do their homework, perhaps some gentle "yelling" is appropriate. In terms of homework, I honestly need to reread the available docs on what Magic Lantern features are and are not available for EOS 70D and also this entire forum thread. That seems to be the entirety of the available documentation, right? (At some point later on, I'll probably be interested in reviewing how Magic Lantern interfaces with the EOS firmware -- the C/C++ code and LUA modules. LUA is one scripting language I have not worked with but it does look like fun. Would be nice to add a module for Twittering Donald Trump at 3am?)
I'll be back with crash log(s), photo of crash screen and more narrative.