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General Discussion => General Chat => Topic started by: ItsMeLenny on May 18, 2014, 02:02:58 PM

Poll
Question: What feature would you never like to see in Magic Lantern?
Option 1: In camera on-screen advertisments votes: 1
Option 2: Permanent canon water-marking on every photo votes: 0
Option 3: Instant image sync to the government votes: 1
Option 4: Shutter button makes a loud fart sound when pressed votes: 0
Option 5: Before every photo you are required to enter a CAPTCHA votes: 1
Option 6: Permanent hipstamtic effect on every video votes: 2
Option 7: Enable flash to spread herpes simplex votes: 0
Title: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: ItsMeLenny on May 18, 2014, 02:02:58 PM
I'm not a developer, just a long time user, and I've been around the forums a bit.
This is my poll to see which feature you'd never like to see in Magic Lantern.
None of these suggested features are being added (at least not to my knowledge).
And some of them aren't even possible (at least not without extreme modification).
But this is where you can vote for your least favourite.
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: Walter Schulz on May 18, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
You forgot:
Enable flash to spread herpes simplex
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: ItsMeLenny on May 18, 2014, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Walter Schulz on May 18, 2014, 02:13:13 PM
You forgot:
Enable flash to spread herpes simplex

LOL. If I can add that I am going to.
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: dmilligan on May 18, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
[Already Done] Instant image sync to the government (NSA)
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: ItsMeLenny on May 19, 2014, 02:50:41 AM
Quote from: dmilligan on May 18, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
[Already Done] Instant image sync to the government (NSA)

Lol. Wouldn't surprise me. Although that would've already been in before ML.
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: Marsu42 on May 19, 2014, 03:03:14 AM
Quote from: dmilligan on May 18, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
[Already Done] Instant image sync to the government (NSA)

Those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear! If all images would be synced to the NSA or - even better - you would have a 24/7 built-in camera attached to your head, you could even prove you're innocent and would be safe from being hauled of to a little place near Cuba or some charming east European CIA facility where nice people ask you some innocent questions :-\
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: ItsMeLenny on May 19, 2014, 03:35:57 AM
Quote from: Marsu42 on May 19, 2014, 03:03:14 AM
Those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear! If all images would be synced to the NSA or - even better - you would have a 24/7 built-in camera attached to your head, you could even prove you're innocent and would be safe from being hauled of to a little place near Cuba or some charming east European CIA facility where nice people ask you some innocent questions :-\

I wonder how many dick pics they'd have.
Title: Re: Which feature DON'T you want in ML?
Post by: Audionut on May 19, 2014, 03:51:16 AM
Heh, quite a few apparently.  I can't find the relevant article with a quick google search, but "GCHQ/NSA text" should get you on the right track if you are really interested.
Google glasses FTW.  ::)

I wonder what happens to the people who get bionic eye implants (when they are released (http://bionicvision.org.au/eye)).  Do they look at their naked husbands/wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/whatever, or do they consider that the NSA/whoever is probably also watching  :o  In other news, a quick way to show your mate, you're getting lucky!